A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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Saw a mildly amusing beer commercial today

It goes something like this:

There's this guy named Brian writing on pieces of paper, putting them in empty beer bottles, and tossing them in the water.

BRIAN'S WIFE: What are you doing?

BRIAN: I'm putting my name and address in bottles and sending them out to sea. Odds are, someone'll find one and write back to me.

BRIAN'S WIFE: Wow.

BRIAN: Yeah... wow.

On a desert island, a guy with a long beard finds the bottle. He raises it to his mouth, hoping it's full of beer. Instead, he finds a piece of paper, just like in all the other bottles he's found. He reads the paper.

BEARDED GUY: WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME, BRIAN HENDERSON OF 12 MAPLE LANE???!!!!!!!

In a suburban neighborhood, Brian answers his door.

BEARDED GUY: [with sarcastic warmth] Briaaaan!

The bearded guy punches Brian out.

BEARDED GUY: Nice to meet you!

End.
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