So anyway, the other day I was playing with the Ring, which sits on my desk beside my mousepad, when suddenly I dropped it, and it rolled under the desk. I couldn't help exclaiming in a scratchy voice, "MY PRECIOUSSS!!! MY PRECIOUS IS LOOOOST!!!"
So then I crawled under the desk and got the Ring back, and blew the lint off it. Then I couldn't help saying to myself, "Hello, what's this? A ring! I shall put it in my pocket."
Which I did. Then I took it out of my pocket and put it back next to my mousepad.