A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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I designed my very own hell!

People whose Masquerade acts suck
Circle I Limbo

Gangstas
Circle II Subjected to Barry Manilow Music

"Special orderers" at burger places
Circle III Mud, Pickles, Cold Patties, Onions & Snow

Furry haters
Circle IV Checking Fursuits Through Airport Security

Idiot drivers, Republicans
Circle V Tied To Car Bumpers, Mangled

River Styx (Mr. Roboto)

People whose websites play loud music
Circle VI Impaled With Broken CDs

River Phoenix (Stand By Me)

Homophobes
Circle VII Burning Smegma

The Pope
Circle IIX Trapped Inside Popemobile

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Soda Machine (While the Brats Are Trapped Inside the Popcorn Popper)

Design your own hell (and then tinker with the HTML)

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