People whose Masquerade acts suck
Circle I Limbo
Gangstas
Circle II Subjected to Barry Manilow Music
"Special orderers" at burger places
Circle III Mud, Pickles, Cold Patties, Onions & Snow
Furry haters
Circle IV Checking Fursuits Through Airport Security
Idiot drivers, Republicans
Circle V Tied To Car Bumpers, Mangled
River Styx (Mr. Roboto)
People whose websites play loud music
Circle VI Impaled With Broken CDs
River Phoenix (Stand By Me)
Homophobes
Circle VII Burning Smegma
The Pope
Circle IIX Trapped Inside Popemobile
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Soda Machine (While the Brats Are Trapped Inside the Popcorn Popper)