A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

Heard about this? An Egyptian cobra has escaped from the Bronx Zoo, and is now doing some sightseeing around New York City, and tweeting about it, much to the chagrin of the Bronx zookeeper, who is also tweeting.

Sample tweets from the cobra:

"I want to thank those animals from the movie "Madagascar." They were a real inspiration."

"Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?"

"It's getting pretty cold out. I think it's probably time to crash. Oh look, an apartment window someone left open just a crack. Perfect!"
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