Today I crossed Arizona, then arrived here in Blythe, California, where I had trouble finding the Holiday Inn Express I booked at. This is because it's now a Quality Inn. At least they honored my reservation, and were able to get me a room on the first floor (I got a lot of stuff to haul out of the car!)
But never mind that. Hey, I just remembered that the theme of Further Confusion this year is Australia! With that in mind, here's a story chock full of Australian puns:
For you Yanks who don't get all the references, here's a pyge explyning them all:
http://justin.justnet.com.au/oz/australiana/