What can I do while I wait? Certainly not finish the cartoon I drew after lunch at Schlotzsky's today; the sketchbook is IN THE BAG. THE BAG I CAN'T GET. The bag I could very easily get if it weren't for the fact that I CAN'T BEND OVER.
I hate that stupid nasty worthless net. It keeps bottles of washer fluid and Windex, a roll of paper towels and a grungy old beach towel from sliding around inside the trunk... but it also SNAGS on and GRABS everything else I try to put in there! It's not worth the trouble. I'm gonna take it out and stomp on it and hit it with hammers and cut it into a million pieces and burn it and feed it to a dragon and stomp on it again and kill kill kill!
EDIT: The rain slacked off and I got my bag. I emptied the net and unhooked it from the car, then brought the bag in with the net stuck on it. I sat down and was able to get the net off. Then I banished the net to a pile of junk, where bugs will gnaw at it and dust will mooch cash off it. That's all it deserves!
EDIT 2: I see what the problem is. Nets and turtles don't get along. Ask any fisherman.