Here's what I do instead of vandalizing Wikipedia: I *pretend* to vandalize Wikipedia. I make changes in the edit window, but then I just click "Show preview" and take a screenshot.
The section titled "Speeding" is just a bunch of racist anti-puffin nonsense. While there have been a few isolated instances of puffins exceeding posted limits, the vast majority of puffins have a commendable record of heeding them.
Puffins are also avid gardeners, showing a particular aptitude for seeding and weeding. But you should be careful about using them on absorbent surfaces, because they soak right through. On a less absorbent surface, though, they tend to form neat little drops.
Oh, how lovely!