A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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Rush-hour x English Tea = twee road rage

It's an interesting experience listening to Paul McCartney's "English Tea" from his recent album "Chaos and Creation in the Backyard" while driving in rush-hour traffic near my house. I find myself changing the lyrics on the fly, to things like:
Miles and miles of English garden
Going way too slow for me
Lines of hollyhocks and roses
Can't see over your rear end
Asshole

Do not walk in front of me
I am getting quite angry
It's a case
Of road rage
On a Thursday evening


etc.
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