Today I drove from Jackson to Texarkana, where they're tearing up the streets and rebuilding them in different configurations in an effort to prevent me from reaching my hotel. It didn't work, though, 'cause here I am at the Holiday Inexpressive. Hah.
Wait, "hah" was kind of inexpressive. Let me try again. MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Better.
Tomorrow I'll finally be back home, where I can scan stuff and whatnot!