Overheard on Hollywood Squares in the auto service center waiting room:
HOST: If you flip a frog over and rub its belly with your finger, what are you doing?
MISS PIGGY: Getting to third base.
Also, I found a place to buy Coffee Crisp! Yaaaaaay! Rice Epicurean Market has it. I think I've found sources for all my exotic candy cravings now! (Kroger has Aero, Cadbury Dairy Milk, Crunchie, Penguin bars, etc. Nippan Daido has Pocky and Fran (which is sort of like Mousse Pocky if it came in chocolate). Oh, and Rice Epicurean has Violet Crumble!)