Oh, you found me in the ocean
You took me up on land
You held me in a bucket
I wanna eat your ham
Don't want no bread or jam
I wanna eat your ham
And then I grew some legs
And then a pair of hands
And I sprouted teeth
With which to eat your ham
Don't want no quail or lamb
I wanna eat your ham
And when you broke the jar your finger got cut
I knew I could be human when I
Licked the blood, licked the blood, licked the blood
And now the tide is rising
The moon is close at hand
You've got to say you love me
So I can eat your ham
I don't think I'd like Spam
I wanna eat your ham
And when I make your toy boat big as a log
For just a moment I'm a fishy-chicken-frog, chicken-frog, chicken-frog
A giant jellyfish is
Letting the seniors stand
And run and breathe in water
I wanna eat your ham
If mom convinces dad
He'll let me eat your ham
I wanna eat your ha-a-a-a-a-a-am.