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May. 22nd, 2009

10:27 pm - Writer's Block: There Can Be Only One

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Do you believe in monogamy?


Yes, it's a fine blemish-free wood with a rich dark reddish finish, eminently suitable for making fine furniture and paneling, as well as quality musical instruments such as guitars and drums.

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From:petitxgateau
Date:May 23rd, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)
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you are either being sarcastic or something else.
not mahogany. monogamy is one man to one woman at a time.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 04:01 am (UTC)
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Sarcastic, me? Noooo! :}
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From:thecanuckguy
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:32 am (UTC)
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I thought that was monotony. :)
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From:chaysefox
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:49 am (UTC)
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Nah! that's the board game where you go collect properties, charge rent and build houses and hotels to win the game
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From:q_pheevr
Date:May 26th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)

Monotony

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You mean "bored game," right?

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From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:50 am (UTC)
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monotony;
Uniformity or lack of variation in pitch, intonation, or inflection.
Tedious sameness or repetitiousness

monogamy;
the practice of marrying only once during a lifetime
the state or custom of being married to one person at a time
the condition or practice of having a single mate during a period of time

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From:nicodemusrat
Date:May 23rd, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
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Ya maroon! That's not monogamy.

Monogamy is when you get your initials stitched onto something, like a handkerchief.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:38 am (UTC)
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No! You're thinking of a mammogram.
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From:chaysefox
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:50 am (UTC)
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I thought that was when you can rearrange the letters of a word to another word :D
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From:melskunk
Date:May 23rd, 2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
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No, no, that's Masectomy
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From:wbwolf
Date:May 23rd, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
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I though that was when sails were taken off a ship...
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From:petitxgateau
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:56 am (UTC)
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Oh my God all of you are making you feel so brilliant.
No offense, but seriously?!

monogamy;
the practice of marrying only once during a lifetime
the state or custom of being married to one person at a time
the condition or practice of having a single mate during a period of time

monotony;
uniformity or lack of variation in pitch, intonation, or inflection.
tedious sameness or repetitiousness: the monotony of daily routine.
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From:petitxgateau
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:57 am (UTC)
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basically monogamy is no open relationships and no cheating!
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From:melskunk
Date:May 23rd, 2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Wow, you're really devoid of humour
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 06:38 pm (UTC)
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Can I say, though, that little cake in your icon is making me hungry!
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I know. Just jokin' around!
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From:nefaria
Date:May 23rd, 2009 12:28 pm (UTC)
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> Yes, it's a fine blemish-free wood with a rich dark reddish finish

No no no, the word for that is "monotony". It means "one entity buying up or destroying all competing businesses in order to dominate the market and charge higher prices".
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From:nefaria
Date:May 23rd, 2009 12:29 pm (UTC)
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Ack, I should learn to read replies before posting, other people beat me to this joke. :/
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
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Anyway, you're thinking of Menotinee, a town in Michigan.
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From:nefaria
Date:May 23rd, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
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No, that's a half-bull, half-man that lives in a labyrinth.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 23rd, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
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Hi, this is Rob.
Well, I used to practice bicykkgamy, which was having sex with two women on top of a moving bicycle. But we fell down and got skinned knees a lot, so we stopped. :) :)
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From:deckardcanine
Date:May 23rd, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
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I got monogamy once from kissing. I was so tired and sore, and my temperature went to 102. Good thing gargling salt water helps.
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From:darksasami
Date:May 23rd, 2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
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No, that's not monogamy, that's mono--uh ... mono ... mono, mono...


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From:kinkyturtle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
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You win!
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