A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
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Zero Wing

Perhaps you've heard of Zero Wing. It's an old old Japanese video game with an intro that's got captions which were poorly translated into English. This is my attempt to clear up the confusion by retranslating it from the original Japanese:


In AD 2101, it's peanut butter jelly time.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us that blasted samoflange.

Operator: We drink Ritalin.

Captain: What !

Operator: My spoon is too big.

Captain: Yatta !!

CATS: How are you nee-gah!!
All your lobster are stick to magnet.
You are on the way to burnination.

Captain: Not ka-blammo !!

CATS: I'm the Queen of France!
Ha ha ha ha ...

Captain: Take off every 'fhqwhgads' !!
You know what you doing.
Peep 'Delta'.
For SEEECRET EEEATING.
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