Anyone who asks me a question in a comment on this post will get a cartoon (most likely hastily sketched) in response. I will try to answer your question in the cartoon, but if I can't, I'll just draw something funny.
Deadline: midnight CDT, Wednesday, August 13 (that's equivalent to 5 a.m. Thursday, Greenwich Mean Time (2008-08-14 0500 UTC)). I will try to draw a cartoon for every question asked before that time. That's eight days from now. See, I was going to give it a week, but then I thought of that one guy, the one who always shows up the day after the deadline and complains that he was out of town or very busy or whatever and laments that he missed the deadline by ONE DAY. So I set the deadline at eight days, just for that guy.
EDIT: Time's up! No more questions will be accepted.