A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,

How to order at Subway

Hee, that was fun. I went to Subway just now to get a sandwich. I walked in, the clerk walked right out and asked for my order, and straightaway I told him "6-inch turkey & ham on wheat." He said, "Boy, you sure know what you want, eh?" Having been to a lot of Subways on this trip, indeed I did. And I said, "Yup. I'll bet you wish most of your customers did, too." He and the other clerk laughed and said yes, and started imitating a typical customer trying to decide what to order: "Uhhh... uhhhh..." He said it sounds like they're having an orgasm! OK, whatever. He was so amused he gave me an extra slice of cheese. Cool! (Well, frankly I would've preferred an extra slice of ham, but oh well.)

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