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Jun. 7th, 2008

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Are you classified as human?

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From:michaelmink
Date:June 7th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
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My a-e is classified as a lawyer.

So no.
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From:prismo
Date:June 7th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
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Dunno. Lemme check the classifieds.

Hmm.

Apparently not, but I am apparently for sale with a three line description going to best offer.

Whoodathunk.
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From:krinndnz
Date:June 7th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
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I wanna hear all the meat popsicles in the place say "HEEEYYY!"
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From:xakko
Date:June 7th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
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that's what the sign on the zoo cage says.
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From:fionacat
Date:June 7th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
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Negative, I am a meat popsickle.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:June 8th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
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You win!
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From:timmowarner
Date:June 7th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
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Let me check my Leeloo Dallas Multipass!
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From:okkaywarner
Date:June 7th, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry but that information is classified!
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From:brenderlin
Date:June 7th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
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Actually, I'm classified as Top Secret. =>.>= =<.<=
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From:doodlesthegreat
Date:June 7th, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
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Mineral
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:June 7th, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Q2. Are you usually colorful?
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From:doodlesthegreat
Date:June 7th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
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No, I am taken for granite.
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From:chipuni
Date:June 7th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
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Negative. I failed my yearly human test.

I am now classified as "miscellaneous bipedal omnivore".
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From:byackley
Date:June 8th, 2008 01:08 am (UTC)
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So far, yes.
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From:orv
Date:June 8th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
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But how long can that last, really?
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From:zrath
Date:June 8th, 2008 05:57 am (UTC)
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I'm a Kzin!


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From:tracerj
Date:June 8th, 2008 07:27 am (UTC)
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In the same way that ketchup is classified as a vegetable.
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From:wolflahti
Date:June 8th, 2008 09:28 am (UTC)
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Best answer!
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From:wolflahti
Date:June 8th, 2008 09:28 am (UTC)
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There is no legal or agreed-upon medical definition for human.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:June 8th, 2008 01:38 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure there have been many sci-fi stories about that suddenly becoming a problem, as aliens show up or lab animals become sentient. I'd like to see a movie that does a good job of taking on the topic.
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From:wbwolf
Date:June 8th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
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"Raccoon Daze" does touch upon that topic to a certain degree, as does Alien Nation. On the other hand, CG technology has advanced enough to allow believable anthropomorphics. (Reepicheep in Prince Caspian being an excellent example.)
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From:ted_ursus
Date:June 8th, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)
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I am a Homo Sapien...I believe that qualifies me as human
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From:nefaria
Date:June 8th, 2008 04:08 pm (UTC)
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I haven't been classified by science yet.
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From:nikonraccoon
Date:June 8th, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
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I am a human. But I don't want to stay human. In fact I would give almost anything to be a fur.
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From:zexyz
Date:June 9th, 2008 11:34 am (UTC)
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I weep crocodile tears as I pig-out on an elephant's breakfast. I march as an ant in the rat race, chasing my tail and playing cat and mouse with a pack of wolves the to get the lion's share. I'm a broken mule, longing to be free as a bird.

Would I classify myself as human? Maybe; only humans believe in classification.
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