A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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Furries are... what now?

I was going to write an article about furries, but halfway through it turned into something else. I think I ended up using too many neologisms. Also I probably shouldn't try to write while listening to Gogol Bordello. I think it could be used as Greeking text, like lorem ipsum.

Furries In Fora
by Andrew Mutchler

Hamchickle kartveli yig-ped matsutetsu yik nok wik foranauungsschauungenszeitungs wilkerson. Schickelshoe coinrat from nifter mansflogs ortgeef gorfteeth mandress cornless beands. Queg darhartu? Schlicknerklans mek mi horp ni yonukel fan mkhedruli partitu glanters fenchurch fenwoody fenglemans, fen figular kinglingishness hobder hicklemoop von yoy, asomtavruli skwookle er nit.

Kof 1992, nark nes bait foord fig gof te hobbent kimmitout vickle. Cargo kargle kriggolnish cadwic shadro exitro mirklgro cordwangle homster benz. Thild thorp TV beans, TQ erpner von veg vik jil ne bart kom TS garp von vig fol jef not keem kord beefs. Fortner fairoltratner ge oonf pens kog blaf yig-ped ord bed pield schod feed nork. Skwamner hicklic? Nik. Yort ben ken beans frog fed ford feenkler tink de kong. Yordi oilnik pariu seltmah kriend, kong bef glairiomfenschmoofnecken kamerade para normalniy sklovneshik gokh. Dant moke ound sa now. Nash mala stralesniva. Desprava bestweasel lieka castol. Diela musa proval. Pironoila kofneargmusokramonanjer stronso nikala. Medyeki neleki fnoola for town bees noof nalek. Kig kog hed pepler bar o polar poplar, du scheu hacht mokeltazem naken. Vobriamten fidolcniaheru smuculirli presotto dawuno pradelmolnemar. Quid? Fid. Feg? Keg. Nod schod? Knoy froznat. Gwef, quimder stentolishness hoftek bin dol keister. Frogly modochen hoof tels beans fod kef ni ketsiap. Grizzol bhar seg mocha nek ne TV. Oof? Znoola now. Kweg lof.

Piniolas cable frod teg dos skanick. Semiramis nar fostrium snilla ko meg. Atromantrionc hondel huknardnor. Feel neer beef tek beer? Snoog. En soot nis wal no keg vil neef je duitseljellen froon gonf nu. Baimia drincbig boi. Holdenfoldnerol. Strun de strok de beel was huis je neeksker violteng fees. Quen? En quog hig mes nolia snoosh? Kradliek koog ner noof now.

Bietler kans nes nif neg kon feeb!
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