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Mar. 4th, 2008

03:49 am - Killing kites

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This was a dry ump.
I'm baking an oat here. Use such sex.
It's hard to rollerskate my saddest fraction.

Amateur silence.
We do with the musk, what once we canned.
For the gouda, follow us,
Except that one sour bread.

But there's no sands flying over every mouse steak.
You just heap on crying till you're strung out on tape.
And the silent cats run, and your naked feet hum
For the steeples who are still in line.


I'm naughty and cranky.
I'm being sold some beer right now.
Even though you stroked my harp and thrilled me.

Enormity pizzas.
And grew every peach, in two, off wire.
Afterburners heard the cough,
I was a half of four ewes.

Now these porks of gator take a beautiful wine,
And around the freighter we're all easy and tied.
So my bladder got turned, pick up all the wings we earned
For the preachers who are skilled at lies.


Coheed and Leafmeat.
I think I'll have fur Tuesday at five.
Baby oil can summon elves to Hell, true.

Made with back bacon.
That's artichoke. Hawthorne, fetch hams.
And he gave the snake his grape,
It's soda, lectures and noise.

Look at measles caulking when there's spiders to glue,
When I cook a pear, it makes my grandmother blue.
Ivy, spare a mixture rum, there is three such tubes of gum,
On the peepholes who are filled with lice.


Handle Mimi? I am spilled with mites.
I'm shoeing scions and I'm milled with rice.
I peeled some plastic and I'm really nice.
Wire diving? I'll be Philip Weiss.
A lanyard bed? I will be silly lights.
Shilling-like?
Pillowfight.

Current Mood: sillysilly

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From:ceruleanst
Date:March 4th, 2008 09:10 am (UTC)
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Thick aphids align!
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From:deckardcanine
Date:March 4th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
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Duck acre saliva!
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:March 4th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
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Decay kiss all eye?
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From:deckardcanine
Date:March 5th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
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I must admit, my contribution came when my mind hiccuped, "The cake is alive!" I was combining the five-word catchphrase with the title of the song.

I might also have been thinking of a moment in Super Mario RPG when an oversized cake comes to life and fights you. (The bakers, FWIW, are turtles.)
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From:isfacat
Date:March 4th, 2008 09:38 am (UTC)
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I see what you did there...
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From:nefaria
Date:March 4th, 2008 10:07 am (UTC)
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Grrr, this song wasn't on iTunes last time I checked, no fair at all. It's the perfect song for many occasions, like when your football team gets brutally beaten by a team they'll meet again in the playoffs.

I bought the Half Life 2 Orange Box so I can play the game and see the ending in its full context. :)

For those curious to hear the song, search on YouTube for +"Half Life" and +"Still Alive", it should show up. I can't confirm because I'm at work now and am not allowed to have any fun here. :p

Edited at 2008-03-04 01:10 pm (UTC)
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From:nefaria
Date:March 4th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
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Ooo, I checked iTunes and it's for sale now, yay! Search on "Still Alive" and it'll be at the top of the list.
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From:deckardcanine
Date:March 4th, 2008 12:55 pm (UTC)
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I was confused until I got to "For the steeples who are still in line." I find that the very next line works beautifully.
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From:aprivatefox
Date:March 4th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
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Unrelated - another bit of song-work you did just got picked up by the lit-bloggers over at Making Light.

I'd consider this worthy of at least a bit of pride. =)
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:March 5th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
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I saw that! Cool!
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From:ajoreilly
Date:March 9th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
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So, what exactly is the saddest fraction?

I'm guessing ½.
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