• Mood: show-off
• Music: Tom Waits - Cold Cold Ground

Millie Bernard Shaw?

In today's Ozy & Millie, Millie tries to improve English spelling, joining a long line of thinkers who have attempted the same thing, including such names as Andrew Carnegie, Theodore Roosevelt, and George Bernard Shaw.

Just for fun, I wondered how the strip would go if Millie followed Shaw's lead and used a different alphabet:



Transliteration: "My language improvement, by Millie. I have invented a new alphabet. Its letters represent the actual sounds of English so it's way better than the Roman alphabet used to be."