1. Go to bed way earlier than I usually do, and hope to get enough sleep and be able to wake up enough around 6:30 am to drive all the way across town to the airport without falling asleep at the wheel and crashing.
This is the least desirable option; too dangerous.
2. Get a taxi to take me to the airport tomorrow morning.
This is probably what most people would do.
3. Drive across town tonight and look for a motel room near the airport, then make the short drive to the airport tomorrow morning.
This will probably cost about the same as a taxi ride, and it sounds like more fun, so that's what I'm going to do. :}
4. Find everybody whose bad decisions are making my life hard and kill them.
This has three problems:  It won't solve my problems, because new people will step in and take their places, and it'll be back to business as usual.  The list of people includes employees at Orbitz, Continental Airlines, and the federal government, which pretty much assures I'd never get out of prison.  All of this ain't gonna help get me to Further Confusion any easier.
So, motel it is.