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Nov. 10th, 2007

12:53 am - New ethnic jokes

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I've discovered an ethnicity it's okay to tell jokes about: the Goaheadandmakefunofussians. These people, who live in the country of Goaheadandmakefunofus, don't seem to mind being the butt of jokes, and in fact they often tell jokes about themselves. Goaheadandmakefunofussians are stereotyped in a variety of ways, as illustrated by the following selection of popular Goaheadandmakefunofussian jokes:


Q: How many Goaheadandmakefunofussians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: An absurdly large number, suggesting that they perform the task in some ridiculously unorthodox manner.

A Goaheadandmakefunofussian walks into a bar. The bartender says something to him. He misunderstands it in a hilarious way.

Q: How can you tell if a Goaheadandmakefunofussian has been in your house?
A: Look for evidence of recent activities characteristic of peculiar Goaheadandmakefunofussian customs or habits.

A man from a certain country, a man from another certain country, and a Goaheadandmakefunofussian were involved in some sort of activity. The first man performs some action characteristic of the habits of his people. The second man performs some action that contrasts with the first and typifies his own people as well. The Goaheadandmakefunofussian makes some comment that plays off the actions of the first two men and shows either extreme cleverness or extreme stupidity on his part.

Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
Current Music: Avenue Q - Everyone's a Little Bit Racist

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From:hartree
Date:November 10th, 2007 04:33 am (UTC)

They must be defended!

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They may not mind, but you are taking advantage of the natural innocence of the Goaheadandmakefunofussians!

They must be protected from your racist denigration and oppression of them! It has led to such low self esteem and feelings of worthlessness that they parrot your vile slander by telling the same jokes about themselves.

(BTW. You heard the one about the three Scottsmen in the pub? ;)
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 10th, 2007 05:47 am (UTC)

Re: They must be defended!

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Aww, come off it, Brian! o/` Everyone's a little bit racist... o/`

(No I haven't! Certainly there's nothing out of the ordinary about the concept of three Scotsmen in a pub, but what transpired on this particular occasion?)
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From:krinndnz
Date:November 10th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC)

j'accuse

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Still funny, but I'm pretty sure the Onion beat you to this one.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 10th, 2007 05:46 am (UTC)

Re: j'accuse

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Possibly. I'm just still amused that bluerain beat the Onion to it with the concept of "intelligent falling".
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From:krinndnz
Date:November 10th, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC)

Re: j'accuse

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I'm also honestly rather surprised you're not on efw.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 10th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)

Re: j'accuse

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Noncommittal shrug. Mumbled promise to maybe check it out someday.
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From:krinndnz
Date:November 10th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)

Re: j'accuse

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Suspicion, reduced to apathy by inability to press suggestion.
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From:deckardcanine
Date:November 10th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)

Re: j'accuse

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And Octan recently saw one of his comic's jokes appear in "Archie." These things happen.
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