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Aug. 25th, 2007

08:12 pm - MFM questionnaire, sort of

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There's this questionnaire going around for people who will be attending MFM this year. I won't be able to attend MFM this year, but I figure if I change one or two letters in each question, I can at least have the fun of filling out the questionnaire. So here goes!


Q: Whore will you be?
A: No, sex for money I will not be having.

Q: When are you getting in and leaping?
A: I have no plans to jump to my death.

Q: How will I spit you?
A: Cut! No no no, the line is "I wish I knew how to spit you". Let's try this again. Action!

Q: Where are you staring?
A: At the computer screen.

Q: Why will you be with?
A: Because I won't go anywhere without.

Q: Are you an Arfist, Do you do free arf?
A: No. Ask a dog.

Q: Do you do grades?
A: As much as I respect the teaching profession, boy am I glad I'm not one.

Q: Do you do cognissions?
A: The word is "cognitions", and yes, I frequently sense stuff, become aware of it, and mentally process it.

Q: Do you have points/ODs?
A: No, I'm no longer a porcupine, and I've never taken too much of any drug.

Q: Do you do budges?
A: Yes, occasionally I shift from place to place.

Q: If you aren't an arfist, what is your favorite innerest?
A: I think you mean "innermost". My favorite innermost is the Earth's inner core. It's hotter than the molten outer core, but it's under so much pressure that it's solid.

More Personal Stuff

Q: What is your gander?
A: A male goose.

Q: How odd are you?
A: Very odd indeed.

Q: Are you token?
A: No, I was cast for my personality, not to fill a "character type".

Q: Can I couch you?
A: Depends on what sort of terms you want to couch me in.

Q: Can I tack to you?
A: Sure! Just signal your crew to come about and keep a steady hand on the tiller.

Q: Is it ok to hog you?
A: No! Save some of me for other people.

Q: Can I buy you a cap of coffee or something to frink?
A: Caps tend to be made of fabric, which is porous, and therefore not the best material to hold coffee in. Nn-hey.

Current Mood: sillysilly
Current Music: OK Go - 1000 Miles Per Hour

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From:electronin
Date:August 26th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
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Will you Sax for Monet?
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 26th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
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Sure, what would he like to hear while he works on his latest painting, More Damn Waterlilies?
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From:patcat
Date:August 26th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
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Which Pavels will you be going to?
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 26th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
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Chekov.

There will be a phaser on the mantelpiece in the first act.
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From:thecanuckguy
Date:August 26th, 2007 03:56 am (UTC)
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Doubt it but, for those of us who aren't in the furry world and never get asked about going to cons, can you tell us what the original questions are? I coudl only figure half of them out ..
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 26th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
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Browse mfm for a while. You'll see a lot of them.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 26th, 2007 05:32 am (UTC)
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Don't 'ave that booker T, but I have gottened a teacopy of "A Spanner in the Works", also wriddenced by the esteamironed Mistr. John Lennondrops himshelf.
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From:babsbunny
Date:August 26th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
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I sat belonely down a tree, feeling wee and small..
a kinky turkle spoke to me I could not see at all!
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From:savant_da_rat
Date:August 26th, 2007 12:04 pm (UTC)
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*laughs* You rock, KT :)
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From:babsbunny
Date:August 26th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
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For a second I thought you asked "Do you do budgies?"..

..and now I find myself wondering.....DO you?!
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 26th, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC)
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Well, let's see. Harry, can you do a budgie job on this terrier straight away?

[Harry, in the back room: "No, I'm still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got the frogs to let out."]

Hmm. Is Friday good?
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 26th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
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BTW... Dino Babies!
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From:taper
Date:August 27th, 2007 08:18 am (UTC)

Free Arf!

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Arf should be free! (She more or less is; Nanoha familiars seem to be more like family members -- siblings or children -- than servants.)

* Arf is one of several shapeshifters in the Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha anime series. Like many of those, she is a familiar, an animal given human form and magical powers by a mage in exchange for various services, generally involving protection. Arf's master is Fate Testarossa.
* You can click on the images to see larger versions.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:August 27th, 2007 09:59 am (UTC)

Re: Free Arf!

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Arfer! Arfer!
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