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Just for the heck of it, and because it was possible thanks to the playback control buttons thoughtfully provided at the top of the Flash video, I decided to transcribe the wacky lyrics to the animutation "Earth vs. Funk".


EARTH VS FUNK
Animutated words by Neil Cicierega


Have a good yam key
And a crusty eye
See him on the pot
Now you're funtastic

Have a good yam key
And a crusty eye
See him on the pot
And you're funtastic

Funtastic abyss
Wahdee, wahdee
What's mint chew?
Funtastic abyss
Wahdee, wahdee
You stink
Funtastic abyss
Wahdee, wahdee
Lost pink shoes
Funtastic abyss
Wahdee, wahdee
You stink

Funtastic, funtastic, funtastic, funtastic...

HI!
Chuck E. Cheese recoils down the tree
Poke out all his eyes
To Crunchitize to the Funk House street
BOO!
Sound as a nickel in a funky sound
Gonna con Sam Sally
Who the yacket jars sing
I'm--
    --funny--
             --Thank you. (Damn you!)
Myer gotta more money
Compliment you
I--
  --uh, hug--
             --Andrew!
More soup!
It's just scared of Walken in a poncho

Red kite
Sun shake I chew
My money got you climbing on the web
Die Q!
Mazel tov, no rake, yow!!
Try get to honk ya
rrrRAh!
yadda yadda yadda yatta    YO--

Ride a shoe
I've got a cow full of mean high zest
You want get inside, Corno-B
Big. They're calling me Fine Kim, my shin
I better not show
Dynamite Pig

ONE!!!
She cuts Kotter
TWO!!!
You see my tail walking out
3 (A MILLION!!!)
How can I be Doctor Mankind?
Ray Pinash

Shake it down
Huh!!!
Takin' off
This ain't no day
I'll make you guys pay
I'm going side hay
Gnome cafe play-dough
Ear
That's one knee for Lando
Gee, Connie needs her eyes for ham cake clothes

OPEN ZA FENCE-AH
CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREE KENNY, DUDE
FUNTASTIC FUNK
OPEN ZA FENCE-AH
CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FWEEKINI DOO
HALLELUJA

blahdddddddddddddddddddddee
Ja-ja-ja-jam
Oh the sunny car
Anthony in a vase
Somewhere God
Choweek a'ight sook I know
Funkastic be S-Y-what?

Through my head I gotta know MC
He dotty penny rolls MIC
(aye, yeahhh)
Me dare if they funky
But Joncho hockey day
Yay
Hanat-ay
Dooie sanat-ay
Can I cut-ay
Wallet tape
Joy jeeer, took a net
And toss it out there
Beedy eyes fly
bye bye bye bye bye bye   hi hi hi hi

Missile cuts no cold
Little cocktail like a toe
I see money now mom's a comb
Luxu-rah-ry, I'll risk Bob anyday
Ho!
Let's go
She must give me the wondo gumondo
Bronco
Guess you need each to ponko
Joe row moon sadooshtasoo
Thought I got the oboe but I missed
Say "Ah tay!!"

Hoochie
Koochie
Rah rah rahhh
Funkasticoonamada
whaackathung
In a srahboorah
Get cold in a jet, touch a frog

(Instrumental break)

Ohh!!
Watermelon ticker
Count all the butt on boat
Come here and hear a goodoo
It's and I gotta do!
Hot tickets dance
So we're ready now we're kids
In the walk
Paw my room, I may knee ow

Knock knock
(Who is it??)
Osama
The pot!
To my ear I guarantee
Za Mister Funkastic
Z-U
Totally male sheep too!
Zucchini show
Mentally calf
Can I see poo

Oh dear on I on yet I say horsey yeah!
(Like money)
Sorry to rap, but oh please?
It's!     It's
Why!      Why
The!      The!
Show!     Show
Shouldn't say
Pin a monster to feet

Jim Moonie mini barbeque, die die
It's another you
Yo! No! Pot! No! Right!
HEY!!
It's!     It's
Why!      Why
The!      The
Show!
Can we pawn, ka stinky, oh right

OPEN ZA FENCE-AH
CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREEKEE NEEKEE
FUNTASTIC FUNK
OPEN ZA FENCE-AH
CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREAK IN A SUIT
HA LA LOO YA!
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