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Jan. 13th, 2007

09:55 pm - Cut-up address: State of the Technique Union

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Cut-up techniques are fun! Look, Bush's State of the Union Address makes just as much sense as before:

With This generations. (Applause.) We will confront them with focus and historic education reform -- which must now be carried out our government and created the Department of Homeland the on integrity in American business we passed tough a good next bold steps to serve our fellow seeks a corporate scandals and stock market declines, our economy and expand, more employers to put up the sign that says, ignore, we will not pass along our problems to clarity be accomplished when we work together.

To lift every school and and learn and succeed in Security, which is mobilizing against recession, we delivered reforms, and we are holding a good record; I call it citizens. Our first goal is employ every man and woman who is recovering -- yet it's unemployment rising, our nation needs "Help Wanted." (Applause.)

other Congresses, to other presidents, and other the standards of our public schools, we achieved in life. (Applause.) To protect our country, we reorganized largest tax relief in a generation. (Applause.) To insist start. Tonight I ask the House and Senate to join me in the job. (Applause.)

After recession, terrorist attacks, more small businesses to open, more companies to invest country has many challenges. We will not deny, we will not and courage. During the last two years, we have seen what can in every classroom, so that every child in America can read the threats of a new era.

To bring our economy out of corporate criminals to account. (Applause.) Some might call this clear: We must have an economy that grows fast enough to not growing fast enough, or strongly enough.

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From:nefaria
Date:January 14th, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
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I think I've never enjoyed a live presidential speech in my entire life. The only ones I like are from dead people, like Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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From:wbwolf
Date:January 14th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)

"I promise to bring our troops home five years from now"

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Evolution Control Committee did it better.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:January 14th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)

Re: "I promise to bring our troops home five years from now"

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That was a different method, though; it was deliberate, while mine is semirandom.
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From:deckardcanine
Date:January 14th, 2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
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That is one strange audience, judging from the applauses.
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From:penh
Date:January 15th, 2007 07:04 pm (UTC)
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The sad part is, that really doesn't seem all that different from his usual speeches. If I may steal and repurpose a quote from George Carlin -- if Bush ever became senile, how would we know?
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