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Dec. 26th, 2006

10:48 pm - [A] on a [B]

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Another fun exercise:

Think of a movie (other than Snakes on a Plane) whose title is of the form "[A] on a [B]". Then plug the nouns into this sentence: "I have had it with [this/these] motherfucking [A] on this motherfucking [B]!"

Lemme hear ya say it!

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: John Lennon - Dear Yoko

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From:timmowarner
Date:December 27th, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
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There are others?
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From:masem
Date:December 27th, 2006 02:18 am (UTC)
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bird/wire comes to mind.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:December 27th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
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IHIWTMFing cat OTMFing hot tin roof!
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From:yippee
Date:December 27th, 2006 02:24 am (UTC)
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Words on a Shirt!

Bird on a Wire
Strangers on a Train
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof...
it IS funny!
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From:ringbark
Date:December 27th, 2006 06:52 am (UTC)
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Agatha motherfucking Christie:

I have had it with this motherfucking death on the motherfucking Nile!
I have had it with these motherfucking cards on this motherfucking table!

Jerome motherfucKing Jerome:

I have had it with these three motherfucking men in this motherfucking boat!

Doctor Motherfucking Seuss:

I have had it with this motherfucking cat in this motherfucking hat!
I have had it with this motherfucking hat in those motherfucking socks!
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:December 27th, 2006 07:11 am (UTC)
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Wow, who knew classic literature could be so... pulse-pounding!

(Er, you meant "fox" in that last line, right?)
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From:ringbark
Date:December 27th, 2006 07:14 am (UTC)
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Yes. I was too focussed on typing motherfucking right.
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From:peddles
Date:December 27th, 2006 08:17 am (UTC)
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I have had it with this motherfucking Moscow on this motherfucking Hudson!

I have had it with this motherfucking nightmare on this motherfucking Elm street!

I have had it with this motherfucking house on this motherfucking haunted hill!

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From:mr_mischief
Date:December 27th, 2006 08:37 am (UTC)
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I have had it with this motherfucking fiddler on this motherfucking roof!
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From:kagur
Date:December 27th, 2006 10:23 am (UTC)

And if you add "of the" to the mix...

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I have had it with this motherfucking Jewel on this motherfucking Nile

I have had it with these motherfucking Raiders of this motherfucking lost ark!

I have had it with these motherfucking encounters of the motherfucking third kind!
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From:fionacat
Date:December 27th, 2006 10:49 am (UTC)

What no ...

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Turkles and Yigped
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From:deckardcanine
Date:December 27th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
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I have had it with this motherfucking night on motherfucking Bald Mountain!
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From:foxish
Date:December 27th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
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Well heck. It seems to work with any preposition!

I have had it with this motherfucking night of the motherfucking living dead!
I have had it with this motherfucking shot in the motherfucking dark!
I have had it with this motherfucking little house on this motherfucking prairie!
I have had it with this motherfucking mutiny on this goddamned Bounty!
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From:foxish
Date:December 27th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
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Er, that last "goddamned" should be a "motherfucking".

Wow, I don't get to say that often.
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From:thecanuckguy
Date:December 27th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
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Almost any preposition. My reply gave me hundreds of movies to work with, including "Based on a True Story". While it fits KT's construct, "I have had it with this motherfucking based on this motherfucking true story!" doesn't sound right.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:December 27th, 2006 09:07 pm (UTC)
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All your based are belonged to us?
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From:ringbark
Date:January 19th, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
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Only just thought of this one...

I have had it with this motherfucking wind in the motherfucking willows.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:January 27th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, it's so cold and strong and it never quits!

They say one day the wind stopped, and all the willows fell over.
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