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Nov. 12th, 2006

02:05 pm - I'm so funny I can write jokes in my sleep!

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Today I clean out the car and pack. Tomorrow I head out to MFF.


Last night I had a dream in which I came up with two jokes: one was about the title of a monster movie set in Pennsylvania:

MONONGAHIRA

The other was an Amish version of "Momma Said Knock You Out":

Mutti said knock thee out!
Therefore I shall knock thee out!

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From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 13th, 2006 12:31 am (UTC)
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And if 'e was wearin' glasses, 'twould be Four-Eye Monongahira.

(which is probably only funny to people what have read "Spud and Cochise" by someoneorother, but hey)
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From:deckardcanine
Date:November 13th, 2006 03:27 am (UTC)
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MONONGAHIRA

IDGI.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 13th, 2006 04:29 am (UTC)
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Monongahela (river in Pennsylvania) + Gojira (Japanese name of Godzilla) = Keystone State Monster Action GO!

"Once again, Pittsburgh is safe. But... for HOW LONG?"
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From:nefaria
Date:November 14th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
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Hmm, until July 5, I'll wager. :)
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