NO GOODDAAMN CHEESE WTF *@$%^ - The online computery journal thingy of a turtle
Nov. 5th, 2006
07:11 pm - NO GOODDAAMN CHEESE WTF *@$%^
STUPID RESTAURANTS! Stop getting our orders WRONG! Mom and I decided to split a chopped beef sandwich. She goes out to the barbecue place. She comes back. The beef is sliced rather than chopped. That in itself is not so bad. But they put CHEESE on it!! Did my mom ask for cheese? NO! Did my mom want cheese? NO! Did I want cheese? NO!! I offered to take it back and get it replaced, but of course if I did that, Mom would have to wait for it, and meanwhile the fries would get cold.
So I scraped off the cheese that hadn't started melting yet, and as much of the melted cheese as I could. The sandwich is good despite the cheese pollution. (Probably because the barbecue sauce I put on overpowers it.) Anyway, apparently we're going to have to start checking every single order with the thoroughness of a border guard from now on.
I didn't think it was too much to ask for to GET what we ORDERED, as opposed to SOMETHING ELSE. Does this make me an antiquated dinosaur who'll be swept under the rug by the relentless March Of Progress or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays?