So I went to the courthouse today for the arraignment. Mom went with me. I pled not guilty, asked for a judge trial (no jury) and was assigned a court date of April 10. Fortunately that doesn't conflict with any trips. (I don't seriously expect to win. The pigs had a pigdar gun and pigged me at a speed of 50 in a 40 zone. Still, I figure it's worth a shot.)
Then we went out for roast beef sandwiches!