FUCK THE POLICE!!
FUCK THEM AND THEIR FUCKING SPEEDTRAPS AND THEIR $3000 MACHINE THAT PRINTS OUT A TICKET LIKE A FUCKING RECEIPT AS IF I WERE BUYING A CANDY BAR AT FUCKING CVS! FUCK, ONCE AGAIN, THEIR $3000 MACHINE gee I wonder how they paid for that snazzy piece of electropiggery WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO SMASH OVER THEIR HEADS AND SHOVE UP THEIR ASSES AND THEN STOMP TO BITS WITHOUT TAKING IT OUT OF THE ASS FIRST hell, I don't wanna touch it after it's been in there, do you? FUCK THEIR RADAR GUN AND THEIR BUSINESSLIKE DEMEANOR AS THEY SAY "MayIseeyrdriverslicensenproofofinsuranc
e" rattled off perfunctorily as if they say it hundreds of times a day WHICH THEY OBVIOUSLY DO IN THEIR LITTLE FUCKING SPEEDTRAPS AS THEY PRACTICE THEIR LEGALLY SANCTIONED MUGGING AND ROBBERY y'know, I don't think this has anything to do with public safety or catching criminals, I think this is purely a moneymaking scheme for the police dept. FUCK THEM AND THEIR $3000 MACHINE RADAR DETECTOR SPEEDTRAP BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This receipt-like piece of paper doesn't even say how much fine I'm supposed to pay; just says:
"City of Houston Municipal Courts
Unless prior payment of fine for this violation is made, you must appear in:
Court #11 Date: 11-4-2006 Time: 3:00 PM"
and it gives the street address.
MUTCHLER, ANDREW R"
[my DL number, race, sex, DOB, age, height]
[description of my vehicle]
Betw W DALLAS
upon GULF FRWY COLLECTOR RDWY
50 MPH in a 40 MPH Zone
OFFICER SUPPLIED NOTES
Officer: DAVIS, M L
Offense Date/Time: 10-03-2006 06:52 OM
Wthr: CLDHOT Traf: MED Road: DRY"