A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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Voice Post: Greenville?! More like... Greedville!

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250K 1:16
“Does anybody happen to know anything about Greenville, TX?

Specifically, is Greenville strapped for cash this month or something? 'cause I just got a speeding ticket for going the same speed as everybody else on the road. By the way, anybody transcribing this, I'd appreciate if you'd put in the subject line, "Greenville? More like... Greedville!"

I plan to never set foot in Greenville, TX again if I can possibly avoid it. And the guy who pulled me over, he wrote me a ticket, and then he got back in his car and before I got started up again, he left and went off to pull somebody else over! Mr. Officer Busybody out there, apparently.

Anyway, Mephit FurMeet was fun, and right now I'm in Garland, TX, just east of Dallas, I'm going to spend the night, and tomorrow I plan to visit Waco and get some more of that Dr. Pepper with Imperial pure cane sugar in it from the Dr. Pepper Museum gift shop, and then to San Antonio and see the riverwalk, just for the heck of it, and have a walk!”

Transcribed by: shelbystripes
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