Sheesh, first they put me in room 330, which is designated non-smoking, but it's located right behind the bar in the lobby. The bar allows smoking. So when I first went in, and came out, what's the first thing that hit me in the face? CIGARETTE SMOKE. Someone wasn't thinking, here. So I had them move me to a room on the other side of the lobby.
To anyone else coming to MFM: When you get here, see if you can find my car in the parking lot. If you see it, it will see you.