DE NILE -
You'd rather not face the bad news, so you go on vacation and cruise up an African river.
While on the river, you decide to get some fishing in.
BAR GAINING -
You barter the fish you caught for something of greater value, say a gold necklace, then barter that for something else, and so on, until finally you end up owning a tavern.
GREAT DEPRESSION -
The economy collapses, forcing you to shut down your tavern and beg on the streets of Cairo.
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH -
A movie is made about your adventures, starring you as yourself. You win an Oscar and thank the Academy.