A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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The five stages of grief

The five stages of grief:

DE NILE -
You'd rather not face the bad news, so you go on vacation and cruise up an African river.

ANGLER -
While on the river, you decide to get some fishing in.

BAR GAINING -
You barter the fish you caught for something of greater value, say a gold necklace, then barter that for something else, and so on, until finally you end up owning a tavern.

GREAT DEPRESSION -
The economy collapses, forcing you to shut down your tavern and beg on the streets of Cairo.

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH -
A movie is made about your adventures, starring you as yourself. You win an Oscar and thank the Academy.
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