A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
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CHURCH

In Whitney, TX, as we drove around we kept seeing signs that said "CHURCH". Yellow diamond-shaped signs, of the type that usually warn of crosswalks, bicycle paths, merging lanes, etc. These warned of the presence of churches. We wondered why, especially since some people in the vehicle had never seen such a sign before.

My hypothesis was that if there's a church ahead, you should try to be pious and moral and not think any unclean thoughts as you passed. So of course every time we passed a church, I made a special effort to think unclean thoughts, just to annoy 'em! Church ahead! . o O (Zig Zag, Minerva Mink, the works of the Mysterious Mr. Glenn...)
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