A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
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Store-brand knockoffs

If I owned a supermarket, it'd be called "FOOD IGUANA". No, not "FOOD TURTLE"... they'd be expecting that, you see. They'd be like, "Food Turtle? Pshhht! Like I didn't see that coming a mile away!"

So anyway, FOOD IGUANA. And the store-brand knockoff sodas would be called "Iggy Pop", "Iggy Twist", "Dr. Iggy", "Mt. Iggy", "Root Iggy Root", "Ig Red", "Ig Ornj", "Ig Cream" and "Iggrape".

What would YOUR knockoff sodas be called?
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