A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
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Rabbit Hole Day part II

The events of this week, especially the dangerous skywhale hunting and the thought of bothering Coleridge, made me realize how important it is not to be interrupted by trivial concerns. That's why, now that I have a brand new cellphone, I decided to sign up for the Caller Idea service. It's like Caller ID, but different. When someone dials my number, Caller Idea hypnotically compels em to come up with a good reason to be talking to me, if ey didn't already have one. If ey can't think of one, ey is compelled to hang up.

For an extra 10 bucks a month, I can also get the Caller Id service. When someone calls me, I get a readout of what eir instinctual needs and desires are before answering the call, so I can decide whether to talk to em, and what sort of attitude to get all up in eir grill with if I do. Ten male deer a month sounds a bit pricey, but it might be worth it. What do you think?
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