But then I saw this paragraph:
Under WHO's policy, if Franklin Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein and Adolf Hitler applied for a job, only Hitler, the sole nonsmoker in the group (and someone who would not allow anyone to smoke near him), would be eligible for consideration.
Congratulations, Leonard Glantz. You've just Godwinned the smoking debate!
Y'know, I hear Hitler also wore clothes. Don't be like Hitler! He was evil.