A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,

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The Houston Chronicles of Narnia

Too deigh I went and saw "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe". The story is, well, about what you'd expect from a children's book written by a religious nut. :} (Disclaimer: I don't remember how the book goes, so I don't know if there are any good "aww why'd they leave that out of the movie" scenes in it.) The best thing about this movie are the BEST CREATURE EFFECTS EVER: the animals look real! The animators did a great job of bringing life to a menagerie of talking beavers, wolves, foxes, gryphons, centaurs, minotaurs, and of course Aslan the lion.

Random comments that popped to mind while watching:

That girl's got some serious TEETH.

Isn't he cold without a shirt?

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, the Queen's got some Turkish delight for you...

Santa Claus?! Is he in the book?

Santa Claus = Q. (from James Bond, not Star Trek)

Aww, don't the beavers get any presents?

Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how, come get on an ice floe with meeee!

Yeah, long live American Sign Language! Oh wait, that'd be Ameslan.

Right now, he's probably saying to himself, "Well, Edmund, this time you've really fucked up."

Even if I didn't know what this is an allegory for, I'd still think this scene looks like a furry version of "The Passion of the Christ".

"OMG, we just spent the night sleeping on a dead cat."

Two kings and two queens? Hey, enough for chess!

Aslan'll be back someday. He always comes round to watch the Superbowl; he brings the salsa!

Did I just see the name "Tim Butt" in the credits?

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