A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,
A.R.M.
kinkyturtle

God to KT: BLEE!

There's this deaf guy who sometimes goes to the Galleria food court and sells pens. He wanders around, putting pens on the tables, and if you want to buy one, you give him a dollar when he comes back. Each pen has a little message taped to it, like so:



Text:
"SMILE HI!
I AM DAEF
FORGIVE ME FOR BOTHERING
WILL YOU BE KINDLY [or 'KINBLY'?] TO
BUY @ PEN TO
SUPPORT MY FAMILY
$ 1.00 [partially deleted text: 'OR $ 2.00']
GOD BLEES YOU
THANK YOU"

Notice his spelling of the Texan pronunciation of "deaf" (another variant: "dayef"). And apparently God is bleeing me.

The pen's pretty nice, though. It's got red ink.
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