A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,

  • Music:

I almost couldn't get a 9-volt!

So I went to the store today to restock the kitchen with food. I had to buy different brands of some things, because they were totally out of the usual brand. I'm still not clear on the difference between "mayonnaise" and "salad dressing". It can't be egg, because the salad dressing I bought contains egg.

When I got home, I found the egg carton (different eggs than what's in the salad dressing) had falled over onto one of the other bags, putting a dent in the end of the loaf of wheat bread. So I made up a song:

What is the law?
No squish bread!
What is the law? NO SQUISH BREAD!

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