A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,

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I saw "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" today

It's pretty much like everyone says. Great special effects, the script feels like a first draft, but at least it ties everything in to Episode IV.

For me, the coolest part of the movie was that big green feathered crested dragony thing Obi-Wan was riding around on. It made a weird noise: A-WOOIE! A-WOOIE! I wanna try to draw a picture of it.

I was wondering why a droid would have a hacking cough, but then it turns out General Grievous (Bodily Harm) was a cyborg. So I guess that's okay then. He had organs 'n stuff under his droid plating. (Suggested MST3K-style line for the scene when Obi-Wan pries the plating open and looks inside: "Hey, quit trying to get into my pants, ya perv!") Still, four lightsabers at once, eh? Two of 'em helicoptering! He looked like some sort of deadly kitchen appliance.

Alternately pissed off and morose, Master Yoda looks. "Go into exile I must," he says. "Look like a Muppet and stop letting people see my feet I shall."

Heh, I like how they neatly explain why C-3PO in episodes IV-VI doesn't seem to remember any of the events of episodes I-III. "And have the protocol droid's memory wiped." "WHAT?!"

As he gets more and more evil, Anakin Skywalker looks more and more like Jim Morrison. DUDE! The whole soundtrack should have been Doors songs! There are so many that could be used.

Riders on the storm...

Love me two times, baby...

People are strange, when you're a stranger.
Faces look ugly, when you're alone...

Tried to run, tried to hide... Break on through to the other side!

Mr. Mojo Risin'... Mr. Mojo Risin'...

I am the Lizard King!
I can do anything!

This is the end, my only friend, the end...

The time to hesitate is through,
No time to wallow in the mire,
Try now, we can only lose,
And our love become a funeral pyre...

Come on baby, light my fire.
Come on baby, light my fire.
Try to set the night on... fiiire, yeah!

You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Girl, we couldn't get much higher...

Come on baby, light my fire!
Come on baby, light my fire!
Try to set the night on fire.
Try to set the night on fire.
Try to set the night on fi-yuuur!

[Edit: Maybe that should be "Try to set the knight on fire".]
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