Given my autograph to Chuck Jones
Learned Lisp and enjoyed it
Been personally treated to a special advance sneak preview showing of the Animaniacs cartoon "The Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation" by the creators of the show (I can only put this one on the list because my friends list has gotten so large)
Gotten Tress MacNeille more interested in my cartoons than in an Animaniacs cartoon
Driven home from work naked
Been attacked by a jaguar, who tried to steal my bag and wristwatch
Been poked by badgers with spoons
Held an a cappella karaoke lip-synch contest
Tried to slam the door in my dad's face, thinking he was a cat