February 28th, 2010

surreal

Can you find at least nine things wrong with this picture?

Can you find at least nine things wrong with this picture?

I give up. I've been staring at this picture of two boys (one with a novelty balloon with a fake tied-off neck on top, and the other buying Pupcorn™ brand popcorn, on a nonlinear pricing scale designed to encourage sales of larger quantities, from a man who, because of a rare congenital condition, was born with three arms) walking with their anthropomorphic dog stepfather near a skateboard with state-of-the-art Square-Off™ wheels that change shape when parked, and in front of one of those new ferris wheels with upside-down seats for a more thrilling ride, an advertising blimp in the shape of a car, and the Pants Expo tent, for like ten minutes now, and I can't find a single thing wrong with it.

Oh, wait... the yellow ink is poorly aligned. Look at those yellow "halos" in the white areas! Tsk tsk.