May 14th, 2009

Doris dunno

"Hey Martha, look, I'm Ken Griffey Junior!" *SMASH* "Whoops."

Here in Louisville, home of the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory, where you can buy a customized baseball bat, and everyone who takes the factory tour gets a free minibat at the end, I wonder if the hotels have a higher rate of broken lamps, mirrors and windows than in other cities, thanks to idiots being careless with their bats in their rooms.