December 16th, 2008

KT art

Dear Office Santa, I want a slot punch

I'm looking for a slot punch. That's like a hole punch, except instead of making a round hole, it makes a flat oblong slot. It's for attaching a clip to a laminated ID tag or badge. Anybody know where to buy such a thing? I checked my local Office Max, but they didn't have it.
Big Science

Pretentious? Moi?

As I was telling the Ambassador the other day, pretentiousness can be fun if done right. Suppose I were a rock singer with a band. I've got the perfect pretentious title: In a Darkened Living Room, Lit by the Kitchen Light. Our fans would refer to us as ...Kitchen Light for short.

What would your pretentious band name be?