November 12th, 2006

nighty night turkle

I'm so funny I can write jokes in my sleep!

Today I clean out the car and pack. Tomorrow I head out to MFF.

Last night I had a dream in which I came up with two jokes: one was about the title of a monster movie set in Pennsylvania:


The other was an Amish version of "Momma Said Knock You Out":

Mutti said knock thee out!
Therefore I shall knock thee out!