“This is KT, and I'm in Louisville, Kentucky. Or, to be precise, I'm across the river in Jefferson, Indiana. I had to drive through a big, heavy rainstorm to get here.
The funny thing is I, uh, stopped to make a pit stop in Tennessee near the Kentucky border, and I got in, drove into Kentucky, it started raining hard, and I thought, "oh, crap, I better cover as much ground as possible." And, long story short, I ended up driving all the way through Kentucky without stopping. And, uh, matter of fact, I never even set foot in Kentucky. I, last time I got out of the car was in Tennessee, then the last time after that was in Indiana.
So, here I am in Kentucky, in the uh, Louisville area, where I'm going to do some sightseeing tomorrow. And then on Tuesday I'm gonna drive up to Columbus, and on Wednesday, I'll reach Philly, or, Anthrocon. See everyone there!”