March 23rd, 2006



I got faked out by a bank teller today!

I drove into the drive-thru lane at the Credit Union to deposit a check, and I wrote "$50.00" in the Less Cash blank. I put all the stuff in the canister, pressed Send, and a minute later the canister came back. I opened it, took out my receipt... but found no cash! I pressed Call Teller and said, "What about the $50?"

She said, "Send the canister back," so I reached out, and as my thumb hurtled through space towards the Send button, she finished her sentence: "...with the receipt." *CLICK* *WHOOSH* Dammit!

"Sir, you didn't put the receipt in the canister."
(Of course not, ya jerk, you faked me out!) "I forgot to put it in." (Thanks for messing with me and wasting my time, your own time, and the time of the guy in the car behind me.)

Canister come back. I stuff receipt in. Whoosh. ...wait... Whoosh. Okay NOW cash. Bye. sheesh.
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Google Images meme schmibbled over from nicodemusrat and jiggered a bit

Use the picture you like best from the first page of the search results on Google Image. Mention your search terms and the URL of the page it came from.
1. The city and state of the town you grew up, no quotation marks.
2. The town where you currently reside.
3. Your name, first and last, but again, no quotes.
4. Your grandfather's name.
5. Your favorite food.
6. Your favorite drink.
7. Your favorite smell.

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