I've been seeing ad banners for a site called audible.com, which apparently hosts audiobooks, or something like that. What I don't like about them is the slogan that's been appearing in the ad banners:
On a happier note...
The shortest XTC song title is "Red" (3 characters), on Go 2, which happens to be the shortest XTC album title.
The longest XTC song title is "You And The Clouds Will Still Be Beautiful" (42 characters including spaces), on Wasp Star (Apple Venus Vol. 2), which happens to be the longest XTC album title.
I was amazed; I had forgotten about "Red", and thought the shortest title would be a three-way tie between Mummer's bonus tracks "Jump", "Toys" and "Gold". Also, for a while there, I thought the longest title was going to be a two-way tie between "When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty" and "Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her" (both 37 characters, counting spaces and punctuation).
Tomorrow, I fly to San Jose for Further Confusion. Well, I fly into the San Francisco Airport actually. I'll be easy to spot; I'm the three-armed turkle.