August 2nd, 2002

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OBSERVATIONS

Americans mispronounce foreign words because they don't know any better.
Brits mispronounce foreign words because they're supposed to.

Many household tools could be used as weapons if you could just get the guy to hold still long enough. For instance, a power drill, a bandsaw, a sewing machine...

Nobody likes a showoff. Look at me, I never show off! See how non-show-offy I'm being? Isn't that great?
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