amusedThis message is for people whose neck, back or shoulders make loud popping or cracking noises...
As I left the room and let their machine continue talking to our machine, I thought, hey, that sounds like a stripper gimmick! And the strains of "You Gotta Have A Gimmick" from "Gypsy" played in my head...
o/`
You can unh, you can unh,
You can unh unh unh,
Won't take you to the top.
Me, I unh and I unh and I unh unh unh,
But with a snap, crackle and pop...
[The stripper breaks into a wild gyrating dance. Her entire upper body makes a variety of rhythmic cracking and popping noises, giving the impression of a tapdancer performing at a champagne celebration at the stroke of midnight]
Once I was a slacker, now I'm such a cracker,
Every pop and crinkle means cash.
You gotta have a gimmick, if you wanna make a smash!
o/`
